Tyler: Mom! Annabelle is climbing on top of a stool. Me: Can you help her down? Tyler: Nope! I'm teaching her how to get down by herself, so I'm just going to have to let her fall.
I'm out of eyeliner. This is blog worthy because the reason I am out of eyeliner is that Colin used mine up writing "watch out" on his brother's butt. The best part is that he misspelled it, and tried to convince me Tyler did it all by himself.
I'd post a picture if I wasn't afraid someone would lock me up for kiddy pornography.