Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Bowling

I took the boys bowling...
They got to wear cool shoes...

Everything went fine, until little brother bowled his first strike...

He got a little ticked off because a strike meant he only got one turn and brother got two...
Big brother was a little put off that his little brother knocked down all the pins before he did...
But in the end, we all had fun...
Except for the guy who cleans the bowling shoes...
Tyler kinda peed in his.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Paybacks a...well you know


Tyler is my payback for everything mean I ever did to my parents.  Here is a small sampling of his exploits this week.


  • He told another mother at the Little Gym that he left his chewing tobacco at home with his dirty work shirt.

  • While we were eating Chinese food, he used his little fingers to slant his eyes back and announced to the entire restaurant, "Hey look at me! I'm a Chinese baby."

  • He asked two men at the pool if they had boobies.  He then told them, "My mommy has boobies, but she won't let me touch them."

  • He peed on the floor of the AT&T store, and when I asked him why he did it, he told me, "Cause I wanted to."

  • While we were waiting at the AT&T store for them to activate Grama's new iphone, he dug around in my purse and started shooting tampon rockets across the store before I could stop him."

Friday, July 9, 2010

Watermelon Break

Workin' with Daddy

We often have customers make strange requests.  This week we had a sweet customer who insisted that the entire family visit the jobsite on installation day.  It was an easy enough request to grant, so here the boys are testing out the sprinklers for Daddy.  

Bedwetters

Me: Tyler how do you answer the phone?
Tyler: You say Bedwetters!

Come with me and you'll see a world full of pure imagination....