Tyler is my payback for everything mean I ever did to my parents. Here is a small sampling of his exploits this week.
He told another mother at the Little Gym that he left his chewing tobacco at home with his dirty work shirt.
While we were eating Chinese food, he used his little fingers to slant his eyes back and announced to the entire restaurant, "Hey look at me! I'm a Chinese baby."
He asked two men at the pool if they had boobies. He then told them, "My mommy has boobies, but she won't let me touch them."
He peed on the floor of the AT&T store, and when I asked him why he did it, he told me, "Cause I wanted to."
While we were waiting at the AT&T store for them to activate Grama's new iphone, he dug around in my purse and started shooting tampon rockets across the store before I could stop him."
He's hysterical!
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